I Just Saw The Worst House Ever

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/03/2016 at 18:31 • Filed to: None

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Walked in to the basement and saw the top of half of the foundation removed.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:35

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you don’t need that anyways

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:36

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Stop doing a Zoidberg.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY 08/03/2016 at 18:37

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I need to get the images out of my head and I fear for the people living there right now.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:38

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whoa wtf! People are living there? That’s not good

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY 08/03/2016 at 18:40

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And two poor dogos

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:45

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Like exposed earth or wooden retention wall? Either is no bueno.

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:46

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That's how they screw you. Always charging for twice the foundation you actually need.

Steve in Manhattan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:47

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Saw 2 apartments in the last 3 months where there’s an elevator operator. You have to wait to get taken up to your apartment. Fuck that. And we’ve seen multiple apartment where the co-op board won’t approve installation of a stackable washer/dryer. 16 months into the search, and we are no closer.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:47

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So what was holding up the house

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:51

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That boy ain’t right

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/03/2016 at 18:55

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Luck

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 08/03/2016 at 18:55

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Earth

ttyymmnn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:56

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Lightness added.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 18:57

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Nope, nope, nope... NOPE!

facw > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 19:00

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In my experience, missing even a tiny part of your foundation is a big problem:

Missing half seems really bad...

AfromanGTO > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 19:13

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Come visit me on Miami Beach, and I’ll show you some apartments that I don’t even know how people can rent them to another person. The Art Deco ones from the 20s-40s are in good shape, but the ones from the 50-70s are horrible.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 20:15

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but, why?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 08/03/2016 at 20:18

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I don’t know, but I was all like:

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 20:35

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Im actually confused though. It’s not like the house was floating over the bottom half of the foundation. Unless it was. Then you've truly buried the lede and figure out this antigravity house.

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 20:39

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That is a whole lotta no bueno.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > LongbowMkII 08/03/2016 at 20:53

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There were beams that were sitting on random blocks and planks on top of what was left of the foundation and a couple of pieces of 4x4 acting as columns also sitting on blocks of wood but on the floor

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/03/2016 at 21:07

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I'd have preferred the antigravity house. Yikes.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/04/2016 at 00:52

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Seen that before here in TN. House with a basement that the owner had dug a crawlspace under the house and above the basement. Like a human sized mole tunnel from one end of the house the other.

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